One of my friend sent me this email on how to improve marriage by understanding the psychology of men in general.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
3. Crying is blackmail.
4. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
5. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
6. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
7. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
8. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
9. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
11. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
12. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercial breaks, not when the movie starts.
13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
14. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
15. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
16. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
17. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, automotive, or golf.
18. You have enough clothes.
19. You have too many shoes.
20. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
21. Bear in mind that sleeping on a couch is like camping to us. So we’re perfectly fine.
22. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
23. Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
24. We don’t remember dates. . . .Period!!
25. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it.
26. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
How to impress a man:
show up naked and bring beer. 
